Dinosaur Back

My boyfriend says I have a dinosaur back.

And, actually, even with all the current meat on my bones, my back is incredibly bony.

Blame it on genetics – or, in my opinion, thank genetics.

He’s adamant that my bony back is a sign that I need to gain weight –

or, at least, not lose another ounce.

I’d like a dinosaur body, though, dear.

And you’ll snuggle and love it when it's bony all over.

I'm sure.