Of course!
I behave all day
then fall off the wagon while watching SVU in bed.
Damnit.
The boyfriend got some truffles for Christmas
(from my mom)
and isn't eating them
because he's being a Good Boy
so Big-Fat-Me ate them.
Disgusting.
I'm not joking...
come Monday
I'll behave for an entire day
then an entire week
then an entire month.
And I'll be tiny.
I just feel like I can't ever truly get ahead!
I was informed today
that we'll be spending next weekend in Miami
drinking&eating
on the beach
and in a lavish hotel room.
I'm fucked.
And I must behave till then!
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