Cheats&Treats

Here's the thing about Cheat Meals:

you're supposed to look forward to them

crave them all day

savor every bite of them.

Well, I believe I've finally conquered

my own mind,

because, rather than enjoy them, I think

how much I'll have to vomit

how stretched my stomach will be

how long it will take to rid my body

of the "cheats" I'm supposed to want.

As of late,

my favorite treats have been

Wasabi Peas & Peanut Butter Protein Shakes

but since I gave up dairy for Lent

and the peas are so expensive

I won't have either one for a while.

I crave thin

far more than I crave anything.

Obvs: I didn't do very well fasting.