My preggo friend had her baby last month
and sent me a baby-holding, mirror-selfie this afternoon.
Are you kidding me!? -I thought.
She's smaller than me 3-weeks post-birth.
Her legs are toned. Her belly's flat. Her lovehandles don't exist.
Don't get me wrong: I'm totally happy for her and proud of her.
I obvs would never want one of my BF's to get fat
after bringing an adorable little bundle of joy to the world
but I obvs don't want to feel like a fatty next to someone
who just pushed another human being out of her body.
Guess I'll just have to run&diet harder.
We have to at least be equal in size.