Eating Liquids

A friend of the boyfriend's

has a tiny girlfriend

and I always assumed she was just

"one of those naturally thin girls"

but I found out the other weekend

just how untrue that is

when he got a little tipsy

and started complaining

about how she never eats.

They just moved in together

(just down the street from our house)

and he said they have no food in the house

which shocked me

cause I figured she ate like a horse

and happened to stay itty-bitty.

He said she focuses on "calories"

instead of food...

...she "eats" an energy drink or frapaccino

instead of chewing on a meal.

I started looking through her old pictures

after hearing what he said.

She definitely used to be "softer."

I found a picture from a wedding a year ago

compared to a wedding she was just in

and she's much bonier.

I need to adopt that mindset!

I'm a fat-disgusting pizza-slamming hog.

I didn't eat one healthy thing all weekend

and now I have a wedding to attend Friday

in a cute dress with a huge body.

Must behave this week.

Absolutely must.