It's been cold&rainy
and I keep using it as an excuse
not to go to the gym.
So, I went out last night
and bought an exercise bike.
I bought the already-set-up one
which was 10% off
and I didn't have to do any assembling.
So I dragged it up my stairs
(after finding a million store employees to help me)
when I got home
and hopped right on to cycle.
It was nice to watch TV in my cozy room
and exercise without going anywhere.
I'm gonna have a nice tight butt
and thin thighs by January 1st, 2014.