Boyfriend Disposal

The boyfriend has been trying to hardcore diet

which means he plans to have protein shakes

for breakfast&lunch

then soup&salad for dinner

with morning workouts 3x a week

and nightly weight training.

The thing about him, though, is that:

he talks a big talk

but since we've been together

he's never followed through.

So when he complains about

how starving he is mid-day

I can give him most of my meal

and he quickly takes it without realizing

that if he's eating it... I'm not.

Works for me.

Lots of workout time

and someone to eat my food before I can.

Now if only he'd go to the gym with the good tanner

I'd be in heaven!

Today, of course, we both did a little munching.
Damnit.
A vendor brought in pizza
and I successfully avoided it
but he brought home twizzlers&milkduds
a coworker had handed out.
And I ate too many calories worth of both.
Damnit.