No Candy

I've been incredibly well behaved
this Halloween season.

2 Now&Laters

.that's it.

Very impressive - if I do say so myself.
I even turned down the RootBeer DumDum
my corner-convenience-store-guy gifted me with.
[clever since he's a constant witness to my diet soda addiction]

Tonight I handed out candy to Trick-Or-Treaters

and actually started giving 2 of each away

to make sure I wouldn't have any leftovers.

I will be thin this holiday season.

I will be small by Thanksgiving.

I will be tiny by Christmas.

That's all there is to it.