Flatten Out, Please.

I'm eating well.

Working out.

Dropping weight.

Feeling smaller.

.Still.Looking.Soft.

love handles & belly flab

...you are a FAT PIG.

I remember reading once

(when I was younger)

that Britney Spears did 500 crunches a day
to keep her tummy flat.

I need to start that.

(not that I aspire to be Britney
but I do aspire to have the Slave-For-You-Body.)

[only thinner]