Sunday, November 17, 2013

GoingOut Outfit

This weekend I showcased my
sweater-tights-boots look
for a night out at the bar with some friends.
I felt pretty good.
Also this weekend was a friend's wedding.
I felt like a fatso all week
but I tried to dehydrate enough
to make myself look good.
I had big plans to get ready...
but I left work late and ran behind
meaning my "getting ready" was quick
and the only redeeming qualities were:
good hair & super high heels.
Then I got wasted and passed out on the table.
Starting NOW:
No Drinking till 2014.
Hopefully I'll lose some weight.

Days 432-433

Day 432
Breakfast:
Corned Beef Hash Omlette - 500cals
Lunch:
Lemon Rice Soup - 150cals
Dinner:
Wings - 300cals
Carrots w/ Ranch - 150cals

Exercise:
Walking - 200cals

Day 433
Breakfast:
Bagel w/ Cream Cheese - 200cals
Lunch:
Greek Salad - 200cals
Dinner:
Pizza - 200cals
Mozzarella Sticks - 200cals
Dessert:
Almond Cream Cake - 200cals

Exercise:
Raking - 200cals
Walking - 200cals

NET: 1500

Friday, November 15, 2013

Melissa&Joey Thin

I've been watching Melissa & Joey on Netflix.
It's actually a pretty cute show.
And Joey Lawrence is incredibly hot.
- on the other hand -
fluctuates very obviously with her weight.
I'm sure she was having babies in "real life"
and she's an adult woman now
so the struggle is understandable
but I thought it was kind of awkward
the way the writers chose to handle her ups&downs.
They'd often make jokes about her eating&boozing
showcasing her love for donuts&wine
(odd since she's the gardian for 2 teens and drinks all the time)
almost to overcompensate for "accepting" her weight gain.
Then Joey Lawrence was always shown off
like a priced specimin of the male body
and they constantly play up how much we works out.
Another interesting observation:
(Mel's teenage niece)
definitely thins our throughout the seasons.

Day 431

Breakfast:
Yogert - 150cals
Pumpkin Seeds - 150cals
Lunch:
Tuna Salad w/ Crackers - 200cals
Dinner:
Stemed Veggies - 100cals
Wine - 500cals

Exercise:
Dance - 200cals

NET: 900

Thursday, November 14, 2013

FlowerPants

Today I'm wearing flower pants.
My thighs look gigantic.
I hope someday I'll put these on
and my legs will look adorable
and I'll wear them with confidence
instead of hiding behind my desk.

Day 430

Breakfast:
Yogert - 140cals
Lunch:
Tuna Salad w/ Crackers - 200cals
Snack:
Cottage Cheese - 100cals
Dinner:
Eggs - 300cals
Wine - 100cals
Beer - 100cals


Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals


NET: 740

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Cycle Night

It's been cold&rainy
and I keep using it as an excuse
not to go to the gym.
So, I went out last night
and bought an exercise bike.
I bought the already-set-up one
which was 10% off
and I didn't have to do any assembling.
So I dragged it up my stairs
(after finding a million store employees to help me)
when I got home
and hopped right on to cycle.
It was nice to watch TV in my cozy room
and exercise without going anywhere.
I'm gonna have a nice tight butt
and thin thighs by January 1st, 2014.