Thursday, February 28, 2013

Inner Thighs

It's SO frustrating to work&work&work
and never see them shrink.
C'mon, Thighs!
Please, Please, Please
GET SMALLER!
Time to do inner-thigh-workouts
EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Day 169

Breakfast:
Apple - 50cals
Lunch:
Chicken Stir Fry - 400cals
Dinner:
Corned Beef Omelette w/ FF Cheese - 300cals
Snack:
Apple Cinnamon Fiber Muffin - 140cals

Exercise:
Jog w/ Stairs - 200cals

NET: 690

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Incline Time

I've been really into incline walks&jogs lately.
Instead of killing myself on the elliptical
I simply put the treadmill on the highest incline
then walk or jog at a reasonable pace.
I make sure not to hold on
so I work as hard as possible
and basically end up doing a million lunges.
In a 20 minute workout
I burn about 250-300cals
while the boyfriend runs 5 miles
and only burns about 2x as much.
It may sound lazy of me,
but I like that my effort gives me so much
without nearly as much sweat&energy.
(especially when I'm not taking in many calories.)
I can't wait for summer runs on the beach.
Those are totally worth the work.

Day 168

Breakfast:
Apple - 50cals
Lunch:
Chicken Stir Fry - 400cals
Snack:
Tootsie Rolls - 140cals
Dinner:
Romaine w/ Chicken & Thousand Island - 250cals

Exercise:
Jog with Stairs - 200cals

NET: 640

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Fuckable

It's frustrating to think
that I work so hard on my body
and the boyfriend doesn't try to fuck me 24/7.
He's kind of shy... I'll give him that.
But, c'mon... really!?
I work my ass off (literally) to look good
and he doesn't even take advantage of the goods.
I almost have to beg got sex
or make it painfully obvious that I want it
then it's not really even worth the effort for me.
I guess I'll simply by tiny for myself
cause he doesn't seem to fuck me more-or-less
whether I'm chunky or bony.

Day 167

Breakfast:
Bagel w/ FF CreamCheese - 250cals
Apple - 50cals
Lunch:
Salad w/ FF Italian - 150cals
Snack:
Tootsie Rolls - 150cals
Dinner:
Juevos Rancheros - 210cals
[THROW UP]

Exercise:
Jog w/ Stairs - 200cals

NET: 610 [410]

Monday, February 25, 2013

Sexy Sweats

Sometimes, I feel the sexiest in my sweatpants.
When they're hanging off my hips
&
slouching down under my bones I feel like:
If I can look tiny in a pair of thick sweats
that are two sizes too big&baggy,
then I must actually be tiny.
When I want to wear a skin-tight top,
I know I'm feelin' good.
And - lately - I've definitely been feelin' it.