Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Thin Ex

My brother's gold-digging ex-girlfriend recently got engaged.
Based on her body language, she looks really into him.
When she dated my brother, she always drove me crazy.
She'd order huge portions then just pick at it without eating any.
Then she'd go on&on about how she had such a big appetite
and how she always ate so much.
I wanted to scream: no you don't! who do you think you're fooling!?

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