ProteinChoices

The boyfriend&I went out for lunch Saturday.

We picked the restaurant intending on ordering

Monte Cristos

but as soon as we looked at the menu

we changed our minds and opted for burgers.

No, it wasn't the healthiest

but it was mostly protein&toppings

instead of FattyMeats&FrenchToast&Sauce...

I guess we picked the lesser of two evils.

This weeks' diet is mostly deli meat.

The boyfriend&I bought a bunch for tailgating

and ended up with a ton left over.

Since we don't want to spend more on groceries

it looks like we'll be living off

deli meat

hardboiled eggs

chili

hummus & pita

diet coke

coffee

till the weekend of festivities, food, & booze.

Day 385

Breakfast:
Eggs & Turkey Sausage - 200cals
Snack:
Wasabi Peas - 110cals
Milk Chocolates - 250cals
Lunch:
Turkey Wrap - 200cals
Dinner:
Deli Meat - 100cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

NET: 660

Oy, Salad.

I genuinely love salads.

But sometimes they're just so boring.

No matter how many toppings

(which make salad naughtier&naughtier)

I pile over the romaine&spinach

I still just get sick of shoveling down foliage.
Luckily lately it's mostly been soup.
...and I'm down to 129lbs.

And I wish there was a faster payoff.

Day 382-384

Day 382
Breakfast:
Skinny Carmel Machiatto - 150cals
Lunch:
Chicken Breast Wrap - 200cals
Snack:
Wasabi Peas - 110cals
Dinner:
Pizza - 200cals Drinks:
Wine - 200cals
Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

Day 383
Breakfast:
Chili - 150cals
Lunch:
Mediterranean Burger - 300cals 
Dinner:
Turkey & Cheese w/ Mustard - 200cals

Exercise:
Moving Furniture - 250cals
Walk w/ Hills - 200cals

Day 384
Breakfast:
BBQ Chips & Beer - 250cals
Lunch:
Veggie Burger - 300cals
Dinner:
Pizza - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Hills & Stairs - 300cals
NET: 1310

Faris&FionaThin

Oh, Fiona Apple.

She's so adorable&tiny.

I've always loved Paper Bag

and her shameless acceptance of anorexia.

I admire her willpower

and wish I could find an ounce of it.

I can't say I've ever been a fan of Anna Faris.

Her movie roles always kind of annoy me.

But I ran across this article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2391452/

The-incredible-shrinking-Anna-Mother-Faris-

reveals-slender-frame-year-giving-birth-baby-boy-Jack.html
and it made me admire her thin frame.
People always pop out babies and get skinny.
That would be my only way to do it.

Day 381

Breakfast:
Everything Bagel w/ Cream Cheese - 300cals
Snack:
Tootsie Rolls - 80cals
Wasabi Peas - 110 cals
Lunch:
Chips w/ Salsa - 150cals
Dinner:
Everything Bagel w/ Cream Cheese - 300cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Hills - 200cals
Eliptical - 300cals


NET: 440

SkinnySnooki

I never thought I'd say it, but:

I admire Snooki.

She looks amazing&adorable.

I love her silly, little facial expressions

and how gigantic her hair looks

on top of her teeny&tiny head&frame.

I wish I had a personal trainer

to make me behave.

I definitely lack motivation these days.

I must find it.

Day 380

Breakfast:
Wasabi Peas - 110cals
Lunch:
Salad w/ Fat Free Dressing - 300cals
Dessert:
M&M Cookie - 100cals
Dinner:
Deli Meat - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals
Bike Ride - 200cals

NET: 310

Good Food Combos

It's always fun to learn new things about food.

Especially when I'm trying

to get my shit back together

and get my weight back down

and get my diet under control.

Maybe I'll try some of these food combinations.

Day 379

Breakfast:
Chicken Deli Meat - 200cals
Lunch:
Turkey Chili - 200cals
Snack:
Wasabi Peas - 150cals
Dinner:
Boneless Wings - 300cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals
Bike Ride - 150cals

NET: 500

I Am Gross.

After a couple weeks of terrible eating

I went to the doctor last Monday.

132lbs

Fuck me.

So gross.

How did I pour all this weight onto my body?

I must remember:

I have another doctor's appointment October 4th.

Let's see how much I can lose by then.

Back on track.

That's all there is to it.

Day 375-378

Day 375
Breakfast:
Bagel w/ Cream Cheese - 200cals
Lunch:
Broccoli Cheddar Soup - 300cals
Dinner:
Cupcakes - 400cals

Exercise:
Lots of Drilling & Painting - 200cals

Day 376
Breakfast:
Turkey Deli Meat - 150cals
Lunch:
Hummus w/ Pita - 150cals
Dinner:
Steak Fajitas - 300cals

Exercise:
Lots of Drilling & Painting - 200cals

Day 377
Breakfast:
Lemon Rice Soup - 200cals
Lunch:
Beer - 300cals
Dinner:
Thin Crust Pizza - 300cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

Day 378
Breakfast:
Hummus w/ Pita - 150cals
Lunch:
Turkey Chili - 200cals
Dinner:
Deli Meat - 200cals

Exercise:
Incline Walk - 300cals
Legs - 200cals

NET: 1750

Crazy Miley

I've said it before & I'll say it again:
I think Miley is a cutie.
I don't love her, but I def like her.
She's adorable&unique.
I like the way she talks...
with that slight speech impediment
and the wind things she's doing lately.
I don't mind her rediculous VMA performance
or all the buzz she got from it.
She's skinny&silly
and I dig that in her.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/
what-miley-cyrus-was-trying-to-do-at-the-vmas-vs-what-miley

?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed

Days 361-374

Calories: MILLIONS
Too many carbs for too many days.
Pizza
French Fries
Tacos
Ice Cream
Fatty Fatty Fat Fat.

Exercise: BARELY ANY
House Work

NET: WEIGHT GAIN

The NoNo Tank

My silly girlfriend posted this on my facebook wall.
I don't like whiskey.
But, I can understand the rest of the tank.
I can avoid most of it without effort, though,
which is nice to know about myself.
Maybe I should buy it to work out in...
then it could motivate me
with all the things that aren't worth fat thighs.

Day 360

Breakfast:
Acai Juice - 150cals
Snack:
Carrots - 50cals
Froyo - 150cals
Lunch:
Naked Burrito - 200cals
Dinner:
Lemon Rice Soup - 100cals
Greek Salad - 150cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

NET: 600

BuzzfeedThin

#4...

"I bet you don't even exercise."

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mekenziej/

15-things-every-skinny-girl-is-tired-of-hearing-8rn9

STFU.

If only I could convince my fat ass to exercise MORE.
With all the painting&sanding
I've been doing at the new house lately
I feel like exercising is so much work!
But, I really need to do it!
Tomorrow... I go to the gyno
and I'll probably weigh the most I've EVER weighed
at a doctor's office.
Fuck.

Day 359

Breakfast:
Carrot Shake - 200cals
Lunch:
Naked Burrito - 200cals
Hard-boiled Eggs - 160cals
Snack:
Vegan Froyo - 150cals
Dinner:
Deep Dish Pizza - 300cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals
Arms - 100cals

NET: 710

Thigh Desires

Dear thighs,

GO AWAY.

I just want want want

this walking&running&lifting

to finally pay off already.

 Please thighs,

SHRINK.

I just need need need

to be toned&thin&gapped.

Please thighs,

DON'T TOUCH

I just hope hope hope

they'll finally look good by October.

Day 358

Breakfast:
Fruit Smoothie - 150cals
Lunch:
Egg Salad w/ Crackers - 200cals
Dinner:
Veggie Lo Mein w/ Fried Rice - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk - 200cals

NET: 350

BF&WeighIn

I think the reunion is in full swing.

finally.

And, the best part:

my boyfriend tends to be on board.

...whatever it takes...

Current Weight: 128lbs

Just keep going
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN

Days 354-357

Day 354
Breakfast:
Hard-boiled Egg - 80cals
Lunch:
Naked Burrito - 150cals
Dinner:
Turkey Patty w/ Fries - 300cals
Dessert:
Ice Cream - 150cals

Day 355
Breakfast:
Fruit Smoothie - 200cals
Lunch:
Hardboiled Eggs - 160cals
Dinner:
Turkey Burger - 200cals

Exercise:
Paiting & Packing - 500cals

Day 356
Breakfast:
Hard-boiled Egg - 80cals
Lunch:
Eggwhite Omlette w/ Feta - 200cals
Dinner:
Queso Dip w/ Chips - 200cals
Sangria - 300cals

Exercise:
Painting - 300cals

Day 357
Breakfast:
Hardboiled Egg - 80cals
Lunch:
Tuna Salad w/ Crackers - 200cals
Dinner:
Lo Mein & Rice - 300cals
Dessert:
Icecream - 150cals

Exercise:
Painting & Packing - 300cals

NET: 1450