Thursday, March 19, 2015

KEEP GOING

I'm the maid-of-honor in my best friend's wedding
and she's started getting discouraged with her bridal diet.
In the first 2 weeks, she dropped 7lbs
(she doesn't have much to lose in the first place)
and now she's at a stand-still.
Her frustration reminded me of this saying:


Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Thin Ex

My brother's gold-digging ex-girlfriend recently got engaged.
Based on her body language, she looks really into him.
(not.)
When she dated my brother, she always drove me crazy.
She'd order huge portions then just pick at it without eating any.
Then she'd go on&on about how she had such a big appetite
and how she always ate so much.
I wanted to scream: no you don't! who do you think you're fooling!?


Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Love Tove Lo

I bought Tove Lo's Queen of the Clouds album
and fell completely in love with her.
I only wanted a couple of the songs initially,
but it was cheaper to buy the whole thing
and I'm so glad I did.
The album is split into 3 parts:
The Sex-The Love-The Pain
which is an excellent set-up and covers all emotional bases.
I love her lyrics - they're very raw&real
and she's a very beautiful&fit girl.
 
I grew up with a lot of green
Nice things 'round me
I was safe, I was fine

Grew up with a lot of dreams
Plans who to be
None of them know were mine

I love freaks, I don't care if you're a wild one
I love freaks, I don't care if you're a wild one
And me

I, I'm not the prettiest you've ever seen
But I have my moments, I have my moments
Not the flawless one, I've never been
But I have my moments, I have my moments
I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts
But on good days I am charming as fuck
I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts
But on good days I am charming as fuck

I can be the perfect one
But I'll make you come
And I'm locked in your mind

You can say I don't belong
That I'm so wrong
I can tell, tell you lie

I love freaks, I don't care if you're a wild one
I love freaks, I don't care if you're a wild one
And

I, I'm not the prettiest you've ever seen
But I have my moments, I have my moments
Not the flawless one, I've never been
But I have my moments, I have my moments
I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts
But on good days I am charming as fuck
I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts
But on good days I am charming as fuck

Rough around the edges, memories and baggage
You know me
Never play the safe card, When I go I go hard
And now you know

I, I'm not the prettiest you've ever seen
But I have my moments, I have my moments
Not the flawless one, I've never been
But I have my moments, I have my moments
I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts
But on good days I am charming as fuck
I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts
But on good days I am charming as fuck.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Suki Cutie

She's an English model&actress and the daughter of a plastic surgeon.
She's beautiful&thin.
(but, surprisingly not too thin like many models...)
And they seem super cute together.
I'm excited to see her play Marlene, a character I grew to like in the series.
http://www.eonline.com/news/501369/suki-waterhouse-sits-in-bradley-cooper-s-lap-at-the-sag-awards-see-the-pics
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/suki-waterhouse-calls-talking-about-boyfriend-bradley-cooper-boring-wants-to-have-kids-in-not-too-long-2013212


Friday, March 13, 2015

Week Excitement

Insurgent will be out in ONE WEEK.
In honor of my excitement, here's a shot of Zoë Kravitz being tiny.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Pineapple Goodness

I'm obsessed with dried pineapple...
I should probably pick the kind that's dried without sugar,
but the sweet deliciousness is so wonderful!
I need to stop.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Get it, Michelle

If I'm super hot like Michelle Rodriguez at age 36
I'll prolly wanna bang some hot models&actors, too!
...both in one year...
yes, please.
http://laredosun.us/?p=9190

Monday, March 9, 2015

Post-pregnancy Perfection

I stumbled upon this article from January
and was shocked by the comments people left on this poor girl's photo.
Pure jealousy - that's for sure.
But still, its so sad to me that our society worships tiny actresses&models
yet hates on them at the same time...
it's a lose-lose.
You're either tiny&perfect yet judged for being "too tiny"
or your fat&unhealthy yet judged for not being "tiny enough."
Why does anyone care what this mother's body looks like?
I know that I post a lot about actresses&musicians
and comment mostly on their appearances
(I mean, come on, you all know this is basically a thinspo blog...)
but I also don't really care if people want to be fatORskinny
as long as they're happy&healthy.
My goodness, the audacity of people to post negative comments
on a woman's progress post-birth is disgusting.
Also, I'd like to point out that her caption mentioned
how hard she's been working out to get this body back...
so it's not like she's even promoting an unhealthy lifestyle!
http://www.takepart.com/article/2015/01/26/mom-gets-shamed-instagram-bikini-selfie?cmpid=tp-fb

Friday, March 6, 2015

Glee Thin

So I got sucked into a youtube hole
and started watching videos of Leah Michelle talking about Cory Monteith
and I ran across the Teen Choice Award tribute.
Yes, the speech was beautiful and his death was tragic,
but I was more intrigued by the little, black outfit that girl is wearing.
(sidenote: I've never watched Glee)
Obviously, she looks great, but I was shocked by how much is exposed...
I mean at least wear a high-waist&crop-top?
I guess if I had that body, I'd flaunt it, too.


Thursday, March 5, 2015

Timehop Reminder

This photo came up on my Timehop
and I was so shocked by how small I used to be...
I mean, sure, I was younger
...but I wasn't a child...
so the childish frame&legs&arms just threw me off.
I don't even remember looking that way.
I was a much better version of myself 6 years ago.
I really need to get my shit together.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

InstaFitness

This is one of my friends from college.
She's very into herself.
I personally would never post pictures like this,
but I don't mind seeing them,
cause they're definitely thinspirational.
 

Tuesday, March 3, 2015