Day 368

Breakfast:
Scrambled Eggs w/ Toast - 200cals
Lunch:
Salad - 150cals
Snack:
Carrots - 100cals
Strawberry Cheesecake - 150cals
Dinner:
Nachos - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 150cals

NET: 650

Lard Cobbler

We all know I live the Big Bang Theory
- especially watching Penny yo-yo her weight -
and the other night's re-run cracked me up.
Sheldon lost his job
and went into a melt-down
so his mom came to town
to get him back together.
While she was there,
she baked all his favorite meals
- one of which was peach cobbler -
to coax him out of his room.
She's from Texas
and apparently cooks with lots
of unhealthy ingredients,
so the cobber was
"baked with lard."
Penny(andherfatarms) didn't like that.

Most "treats" really aren't worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCJwXOT890

Damn, though...
when Penny looks good
she looks good.

Day 367

Breakfast:
Grapefruit - 80cals
Snack:
Chips & Guac - 150cals
Lunch:
Greek Salad - 200cals
Dinner:
Nachos - 200cals

Exercise:
Bike Ride - 200cals

NET: 430

Bosworth Thin

Oh, Kate Bosworth.

She looks like an alien...

but damn!

I long to look so tiny.

I need to get my shit together

and stop making excuses

instead of just becoming so tiny myself.

Get it together!

RIGHT NOW.

Day 366

Breakfast:
Grapefruit - 50cals
Lunch:
Salad w/ Apple & Walnut - 200cals
Dinner:
Low-fat Fettuccine Alfredo - 200cals
Snack:
Chips & Guac - 100cals

Exercise:
Bike Ride - 200cals

NET: 350

VacationThin

I came back from vacation...

4lbs lighter than when I left.

Impressive, I think.

(Though now I'm PMSing&craving all things naughty.)

I may not have done a ton of exercising,

but I also didn't do a ton of munching,

so that was good.

And I had a great amount of addy&lax

to keep me on track

when my fellow-vacationers were fattening up.

Days 356-365

9 Days of Food:

Dots - 80cals
Tootsies - 80cals
Sour Patch Kids - 80cals
French toast - 100cals
Taco Salad (x2) - 600cals
Pickles - 50cals
Mixed Drinks - 1000cals
Beer - 2000cals
Salad w/ Egg - 200cals
Sunchips - 100cals
Cheese Pizza - 250cals
Egg Pammich - 250cals
Black Bean Patty - 250cals
Pasta Salad - 80cals
Nachos (x3) - 600cals
Icecream (x2) - 300cals
Hard Boiled Eggs - 300cals
Bean Burger w/ Fries - 500cals
Pineapple Float - 200cals
Cherries - 50cals
Pizza - 600cals
Apple - 50cals
Fudge - 150cals
Onion Rings - 80cals
HoneyMustard Pretzels - 200cals

Exercise:

Walk (20miles) - 2000
Swim - 500
Stairs - 300
Sex - 500

9 DAY NET: 4840