Oh, Amazon.

...the things you find on Amazon.

Some people's reviews of items crack me up

and make me jealous

when they talk about how tiny they are.

I want to be able to say that I'm "very petite"

and proudly proclaim a 95lb weight.

Also, I really don't understand

why that model doesn't have a shirt on...

especially with those lovehandles.

So random.