I'm the maid-of-honor in my best friend's wedding next year.
This is her cousin - the bridesmaid who will stand next to me.
Fuck me.
She's such a stick.
I'm going to look like a blob.
I must behave myself.
I will say, though, that my dress size is smaller than hers.
I measured an inch smaller in the waist
(probably because she's a straight-edged stick)
but my legs are obviously fat compared to hers
and these dresses are short, so the difference will show.
Time for some intense leg slimming&toning.
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