Fatty-Free Bench

I can't remember where I found this picture, but I thought it was wild.
I can't lie, most fat people honestly appall me.
When I see someone in a motorized scooter at the store
carting themselves around purely because they're gigantic
I want to break the scooter.
Or - most angering - are huge parents with huge children.
Not nice.
Needless to say: I dig this bench.
And I always wanted a park created in my honor upon my death.